So Michael Jordan is the new owner of the Charlotte Bobcats. I'm sure this is a much bigger deal than I think it is, but I don't really care. For one thing, it's Charlotte. I wasn't even sure they still had a team. Second, it's not like Jordan is playing. He's been involved with this team for a while now, and they still suck. The only thing I know is he better not mess with the cheerleaders!